~Shadows-of-a-pen
is a homocidal ninja llama - Status: Member
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ProcrastinationProcrastinationProcrastination
A seventy-three-year-old man dashes an empty coffee cup on his living room floor as he collapses, veins full of ink, heart full of lead. They will never know his name, they will never know his name, only know the words on his only page that were written with a typewriter thirty years old.
"Once upon a time," he wrote, and that's all he got to say.
in Open on 9/30/07
Ponies Aren't EverythingOnce upon a time there was a little girl.Ponies Aren't Everything
She was a very happy little girl and she smiled all the time. She wouldn't complain when her mama told her to wash her hands and she wouldn't chew with her mouth open and she never, ever got grass stains on her cute pink-and-white overalls. She has many friends, and even though all of the little girl's friends had ponies or giant swing sets or dollhouses the size of the little girl’s room, she never complained about the size of her dollhouse or the fact that she only had a slide that was only three and a half feet tall.
Her friends would sometimes make fun of her becaus
in General Fiction on 6/25/07
This Is WhyBecause my life is different than yours Because I think I'm stronger than you Because nothing I do will ever let you see me as Me, not as that girl who used to hang around with you, the one with the bushy hair and the eyes that You said were creepy Because I deserve better than your ignorance Because I actually know I deserve better, but you don't Because I still can't convince myself I don't hate youThis Is Why
This is goodbye.
in Open on 6/23/07
Lending the SparklesYour eyes are like the October sky with sparkles of madness smiles in the corners and that little gear behind that just goes CLICK and the sparkles take over.Lending the Sparkles
Your eyes are like clouds in June with softness behind gray concern in dark lashes and that little bit of laughter that can
in Open on 5/20/07
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SuckerP.T. Barnum said, "There's a sucker born every minute."Sucker
Then again, so did Joe Bessimer.
And David Hannum. And Michael McDonald.
(The politican, not the soul singer.)
No one really knows for sure who said that magic phrase, so it depends on who you're asking.
Now, I'm no math major, no stat slinger, so I won't say Barnum's right.
Or...somebody's right.
I can offer this, though:
There's a sucker born every period.
You're reading this, aren't you? That makes you a sucker here. And here. And here, too.
After all, I c
by ~KampfVerein
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BemusedDevious Information
- Current Age: Don't remember
- Current Residence: Under a log in your backyard next to all the dead bodies you thought you hid well
- Favourite band or musician: Something Corporate, The Academy Is..., Stephen Sondheim
- Favourite genre of music: Alternitive, Rock, Showtunes, Soundtracks
- Favourite poet or writer: Raymond E. Fiest, Tamora Pierce, A bunch I can't remember
- MP3 player of choice: Ipod
- Skin of choice: Potato
- Favourite game: Baten Kaitos, Legend of Zelda: Anything, Tales of Symphonia... I'm strictly a nintendo girl!
- Favourite gaming platform: Wii
- Personal Quote: Let's get a dramatic cape and some good dirty jokes and make ourselves some Shakespeare!
- Tools of the Trade: Pen, paper, Microsoft Word
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Claudia
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Spread the DA love around! (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!)
RULES:
1- You can hug the person who hugged you!
2- You -MUST- hug 6 other people, at least!
3- You should hug them in public! Paste it on their user page!
4- Random hugs are perfectly okay! (and sweet)
5- You should most definitely get started hugging right away!
Hope I have a chance to go through your gallery soon... but right now I have to run!
Kittens for you!
=^..^=
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"How can I glare into these eyes and then not-STAB THEM.
How can I stare, at their loss and then not-LAUGH."
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I reject your reality and substitute my own
==Mythbusters.
2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.
3.The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.
4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.
5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.
6. You mean the world to someone.
7. If not for you, someone may not be living.
8. You are special and unique.
9. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.
10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.
11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on the world.
12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself, probably, sooner or later, you will get it.
13. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.
14. Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know.
15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are great.
Add this as a comment to ten of your friends tonight and at midnight your true love will find you. Something good will happen to you at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock of your life. Whoever breaks this chain letter will be cursed with 10 relationship problems for the next ten years tag ur it!! this is so scary!!! send this to 15 ppl in the next 143 min. and then press F6 and your crushes name will appear in big letters!! it is so scary because it works.... but if you break the chain.. you will be cursed w/ relationship
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אני רוצה שוקולד
וכן, אני מגניבה מאוד.
פאל א&
... because I can.
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I am a sophisticated crazy.
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